Free audit
I review your ads, search presence, website and tracking, then hand you a short, plain list of what to fix first.
Free
SHARKTOOTH ADVERTISING ยท MILLINGTON, TN
Google Ads, Meta Ads, SEO, websites and email for local businesses that are done losing to the guy down the street. Easy to work with. Hard to compete against.
BENEATH THE SURFACE
Not another marketing guy with a laptop and a bunch of buzzwords. A cold-blooded, opportunity-hunting, competition-stalking advertising animal who wakes up thinking about how to win you more business.
Other than that, pretty laid-back.
Your competition won't know what bit them.
6 figures
in ad spend managed, so your budget goes to what already works
1,000+
marketing emails sent and tracked, so you know exactly what each one brought in
~10 yrs
running marketing campaigns, from first click to final report
10+ yrs
designing in Adobe Creative Suite, so your ads look as good as they perform
WHO THIS IS FOR
You've got enough moving parts without having to chase down your marketing guy, wonder where your money's going, or constantly ask what's actually getting done.
You hired a shark. Not another mouth to feed.
HOW I HUNT
A free audit of your ads, search, website and tracking. I find where you're leaking money and where your competitors are soft.
What to do, in what order and roughly what it costs, tied to the goal you actually care about: more calls, more jobs.
I run the work and tell you what you spent, what came in and what's next. In plain English, every time.
PICK YOUR LEVEL
From a free look under the hood to handling all of it. Start small and level up as it pays off.
I review your ads, search presence, website and tracking, then hand you a short, plain list of what to fix first.
Free
Bring a goal or a problem. More calls, a slow season, a competitor eating your lunch. You leave with a written plan.
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A launch, a seasonal push, a grand opening or a hiring drive. Defined scope, a start and an end.
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I join your team a set number of hours each month and own your marketing, without a full-time salary.
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I handle all of it and keep you updated in language that makes sense. You run your business.
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REPORTING
Every update tells you what you spent, what it brought in and what I'm doing next. If you can't explain it to your spouse over dinner, I haven't done my job.
EXAMPLE UPDATE ยท REAL CLIENT NUMBERS
Your ads brought in 138 visitors this week for $85.66. That's 62ยข each.
What worked: Cheap, steady clicks from people searching for speakers.
What didn't: The ads run out of budget before the day ends.
Next: Set up inquiry tracking, then decide whether a bigger budget pays off.
A FULL SET OF TEETH
One person who understands both the message and the machinery behind it. No handoffs between five vendors, and no gaps for your competitors to swim through.
Show up when people nearby are searching for you.
Facebook and Instagram ads with tracking set up right.
Rank higher on Google, own the map, and get recommended when people ask AI tools like ChatGPT who to call.
Campaigns and automations that bring customers back.
Clean, fast sites that turn visitors into calls.
Ads, graphics and words that look sharp and sell.
Content and campaigns that build a following.
Know which calls and sales came from where.
I plug into whatever CRM you already use, so every lead lands where your team works.
PORTFOLIO
Real sites, live right now. Click through and poke around. I built every one of them, and I still run them today.
SITE I BUILT AND CURRENTLY MANAGE Website rebuild, weekly story and photo updates, and years of design work, down to the shirt Scott still wears.
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SITE I BUILT AND CURRENTLY MANAGE A bold, modern site for a Millington church that's been serving since 1944, with online giving built in.
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SITE I BUILT AND CURRENTLY MANAGE Branding, their first website and Google Business Profile, plus a recent site refresh.
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SITE I BUILT AND CURRENTLY MANAGE A personal brand site for the owner of Eagle Hardwood Flooring, built to win trust before the first call.
Visit siteThe receipts
SEO and Google Ads for a Christian speaker booking agency
Google Analytics, Jan 2 to Oct 9, 2023 vs Jan 1 to Oct 8, 2026.
Google Ads for a North Alabama trash and dumpster company
Click-through rate on Google search ads. Blue Sanitation: Google Ads, Jul 3 to Aug 1, 2022. Industry average: LocaliQ 2026 search ad benchmarks, Home & Home Improvement.
Your business is next.
PLAYER REVIEWS
"No one in the past ever took an interest in my little shop or 'heard my mission' quite like Simon did. He listens and then returns with ideas that tell a great story for your brand."
"Our business has been getting more jobs with his help over the past several months."
"We are thrilled with the creative direction and marketing strategy Simon has brought to Sadie + Jane."
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ABOUT
I've spent nearly 10 years running campaigns that bring in real customers, and I still outwork the big agencies. Loyal to my clients, ruthless toward wasted ad spend and allergic to jargon. When you hire Sharktooth, you get me, not a junior account rep.
Same rules apply to me. If my work isn't paying for itself, don't keep me around.
THE WATER'S FINE
Start with a free audit. No cost, no contract, no pressure. I'll show you exactly where the blood is in the water. Referred by a client? Tell me who sent you.
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